Self Deprecation Quotes

"I said I was ‘The Greatest,’ I never said I was ‘The Smartest!’" "My philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too." "I'm such a nobody." "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap" "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" "I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious" "I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I don’t take myself too seriously. Everything I learned I learned from the movies. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. I still regret that I never really tried to be a professional soccer player. There’s always a lot of pressure to be funny, but with me, if I’m not funny, there’s no pressure, because I’m still terribly handsome." "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!" "When I initially meet people, I say 'I'm sorry'. Because I'm the nut of the group." "I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty." "I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value" "In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." "Don't be humble... you're not that great" "I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously."