"我今晚其实正在创造历史，作为第一个担任SNL主持人的亚斯伯格人。或者至少是第一个承认这一点的人。所以我今晚不会和演员们进行很多眼神交流。但不用担心，我在运行人类模拟模式方面相当擅长。"

“The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.”

“When someone leaves, it’s because someone else is about to arrive.”

“You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago.”

“Don’t count the days; make the days count.”

“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright ...”

“Why do you stay in prison, when the door is so wide open?”

“Outwork all competition, be grateful for the grind, don’t run from your demons and if it...”

“The more you confront the uncomfortable, the more you will become comfortable with it”

“Those who can imagine anything can create the impossible”

“When life puts you in touchy situations, don’t say “Why Me?” Just say “Try Me.””

“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”

“Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it so badly.”