“I'm actually making history tonight as the first person with Asperger's to host SNL. Or at least the first to admit it. So I won't make a lot of eye contact with the cast tonight. But don't worry, I'm pretty good at running human and emulation mode.”

“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but...”

“Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”

“Dedication makes dreams come true.”

“Don’t waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come.”

“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.”

“I would rather die of passion than of boredom.”

“Habit is the best of all servants, or the worst of all masters.”

“When it is dark enough, you can see the stars”

“What you’re thinking is what you’re becoming.”

“When something bad happens, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let ...”

“You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life.”

“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off agains...”