"当孩子们一岁时,就像跟一个迷你醉汉在一起。你必须扶着他们。他们会撞到东西上。他们又笑又哭。他们会小便。他们会呕吐。"
— Johnny Depp
Simplified Meaning:
When children turn one year old, they act a bit like tiny drunk people. You have to help them walk because they often fall. They run into stuff. They laugh and cry a lot. They might pee and throw up unexpectedly.