"子どもが1歳になると、まるでミニチュアの酔っ払いと一緒にいるようです。彼らを支えなければなりません。物にぶつかります。笑ったり泣いたりします。排尿します。嘔吐します。"
— Johnny Depp
Simplified Meaning:
When children turn one year old, they act a bit like tiny drunk people. You have to help them walk because they often fall. They run into stuff. They laugh and cry a lot. They might pee and throw up unexpectedly.
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