"فکر می‌کنم طنزم توسط سایر کمدین‌ها کمی سوء‌تفاهم شده است."

“A friend to all is a friend to none.”

“Success at anything will always come down to this: focus and effort. And we control both.”

“Words have a magical power. They can bring either the greatest happiness or deepest despair.”

“Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”

“I would rather die of passion than of boredom.”

“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”

“Love the life you live. Live the life you love.”

“Stay humble in victory and gracious in defeat.”

“Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and right doing, there is a field. I'll meet you there”

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you’re n...”

“One day you will wake up and there won’t be any more time to do the things you’ve alwa...”

“Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent people ignore”