Woody Allen Quotes
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.""To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving.""How is it possible to believe in something that can't be proven? It's like trying to convince someone that music sounds good.""Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.""There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.""If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.""Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.""I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.""I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.""In California they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows""Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best""The advantage of being intelligent is that you can always play dumb The opposite is more difficult""If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans""I have no idea what I am doing, but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm""I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys""The only thing standing between me and greatness is me""I don't believe in the afterlife although I am bringing a change of underwear""I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own""My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake I feel better already""Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness"
