Woody Allen Quotes
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred""There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?""To you I am an atheist; to God, I am the loyal opposition.""I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.""My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.""Tradition is the illusion of permanence.""Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?""I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.""What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.""Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats.""In Beverly Hills they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.""I'm thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.""Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.""The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.""The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.""Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.""Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.""The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.""If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.""I'm not a hypochondriac, I'm an alarmist."
