Woody Allen Quotes
"The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.""To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition""My one regret in life is that I am not someone else""I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens""Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions""Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons""In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker""Seventy percent of success in life is showing up""Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.""It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.""Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.""I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.""I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.""His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.""Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.""I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.""How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?""I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.""I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.""Eighty percent of success is showing up."
