Woody Allen Quotes
"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.""The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.""Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.""Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.""The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.""If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.""I'm not a hypochondriac, I'm an alarmist.""The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.""To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition""My one regret in life is that I am not someone else""I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens""Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions""Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons""In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker""Seventy percent of success in life is showing up""Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.""It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.""Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.""I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.""I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
