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Woody Allen Quotes
"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable."
"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
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