Advice Quotes

"When you have nothing important or interesting to say, don't let anyone persuade you to say it" "Love letters are laughable; leave them unwritten. " "Folks, I'm telling you, birthing is hard and dying is mean, so get yourself a little loving in between" "So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it" "The present state of the world and all of life is diseased. If I were a doctor and were asked for my advice, I should reply: Create silence." "When in doubt don't" "A word to the wise is infuriating" "Be sure not to discuss your hero's weaknesses anymore than you discuss God’s." "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself." "It is my earnest hope you will never land in a more serious emergency" "This is my invariable advice to people: Learn how to cook, try new recipes, learn from your mistakes, be fearless, and above all have fun" "Guests like fish begin to smell after three days" "The best advice comes from people who don’t give advice." "Good advice I always hated, but looking back it made me greater." "To solve any problem, here are three questions to ask yourself: What could I do? What could I read? Who could I ask?" "If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before" "There are three things worth having in this world: courage, good sense, and caution in those who speak better than they write" "Never ask a barber if you need a haircut" "Don't waste your time with explanations: people only hear" "Necessity never made a good bargain"