Dark Humor Quotes

"I'm Irish. I think about death all the time." "I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot" "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" "I ain't gonna kill him. I'm just gonna take a foot off him. A man can work with one foot" "It’s a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them"