Domestic Life Quotes

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed" "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker" "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats." "Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo." "Housework, if you do it right, will kill you." "Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."