Irony Quotes

"If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians" "Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all" "I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything." "Those are my principles and if you don't like them well I have others" "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" "Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped" "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens" "We hurt people that love us, love people that hurt us" "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't fly" "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap" "Like getting into a bleeding competition with a blood bank." "Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway" "Common sense is not so common" "I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world." "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." "Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down" "I can resist everything except temptation." "The truth is rarely pure and never simple."