Marriage Quotes

"I do not consider divorce an evil by any means" "If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry." "When women go wrong, men go right after them" "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes" "I'm not as angry as I used to be. I have a happy wife. I have a happy life" "I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men" "Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance" "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife" "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats." "I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it’s not about the ring and it’s not about the wedding. It’s a grave thing, getting married. And it’s easy to get swept up in the wrong things." "Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time" "My toughest fight was with my first wife." "Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution." "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker" "If you age with somebody, you go through so many roles - you're lovers, friends, enemies, colleagues, strangers; you're brother and sister." "People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked" "Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed" "For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom" "The great marriages are partnerships. It can't be a great marriage without being a partnership" "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."