Marriage Quotes

"You don’t sign up for a divorce when you get married. It’s very painful. But it’s taught me a great deal about myself." "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." "The great marriages are partnerships. It can't be a great marriage without being a partnership" "For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom" "Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed" "People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked" "If you age with somebody, you go through so many roles - you're lovers, friends, enemies, colleagues, strangers; you're brother and sister." "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker" "My toughest fight was with my first wife." "I do not consider divorce an evil by any means" "Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time" "I try to remember, as I hear about friends getting engaged, that it’s not about the ring and it’s not about the wedding. It’s a grave thing, getting married. And it’s easy to get swept up in the wrong things." "Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats." "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife" "Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance" "I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men" "I'm not as angry as I used to be. I have a happy wife. I have a happy life"