Satire Quotes

"Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny" "I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it" "Here are some additional famous quotes by Alexander Pope:" "For what do we live but to make sport for our neighbours and laugh at them in our turn" "My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers." "In Beverly Hills they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows." "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." "You know why birds fly upside down over here? Because there ain't nothing worth crapping on." "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon" "In the end, everything is a gag" "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it" "Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all." "Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion" "In the beginning the Universe was created This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move" "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't fly" "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap" "Common sense is not so common" "If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty" "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend" "Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."