Wordplay Quotes

"What's another word for Thesaurus?" "Real Gs move in silence like lasagna" "Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana" "The crown ain't safe, I'm still around like a donut" "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know." "Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'." "A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief" "I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone." "It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction." "You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em but you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em" "I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add" "If you were going to shoot a mime would you use a silencer" "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." "I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" "I'd give my right arm to be... ambidextrous" "A hard man is good to find." "I'm too good for my own good, I won't leak the album, I'll let it spill" "If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?" "If you were to try to fail, and you succeed, which have you done?"