Workplace Quotes

"Lean in" "You need to trust the people you work with" "If you can't see yourself working with someone for life, don't work with them for a day" "I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work" "People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything" "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours" "The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding meetings" "Well, you know the thing you wear around your neck that holds your ID badge? I call that a bungee cord because no matter how far you try to run from your job it always snaps you right back into your cubicle." "People who have time on their hands will inevitably waste the time of people who have work to do" "Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations" "It's really wonderful to work in an environment with a lot of smart women." "We don't have as many managers as we should, but we would rather have too few than too many" "No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early." "The worst enemy is a boss with a title and no knowledge" "Skills make you money, not degrees" "Great leaders build a culture of inclusion and respect for diversity"