Workplace Quotes

"Lean in" "You need to trust the people you work with" "If you can't see yourself working with someone for life, don't work with them for a day" "I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work" "People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything" "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours" "The least productive people are usually the ones who are most in favor of holding meetings" "Well, you know the thing you wear around your neck that holds your ID badge? I call that a bungee cord because no matter how far you try to run from your job it always snaps you right back into your cubicle."