“My philosophy is, it’s always very rewarding when you can make an audience laugh. I don’t mind making fun of myself. I like self-deprecating comedy. But I’d like you to laugh with me occasionally, too.”

“Everything that happens happens as it should, and if you observe carefully, you will find ...”

“The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing.”

“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”

“A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”

“Dedication makes dreams come true.”

“Life always waits for some crisis to occur before revealing itself at its most brilliant.”

“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, ...”

“I never lose. I either win or learn.”

“Plan for what it is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.”

“Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.”

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

“The best way to avenge yourself is to not be like your enemy.”