"Mi filosofía es, siempre es muy gratificante cuando puedes hacer reír a una audiencia. No me importa burlarme de mí mismo. Me gusta la comedia autodepreciativa. Pero también me gustaría que te rieras conmigo ocasionalmente."

“It is easy to love your friend, but sometimes the hardest lesson to learn is to love your enemy.”

“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you’re n...”

“One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.”

“Love the life you live. Live the life you love.”

“I very frequently get the question, “What’s going to change in the next ten years?” ...”

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”

“Neurosis is the result of a conflict between the ego and its id.”

“Confusion is a luxury which only the very, very young can possibly afford and you are not ...”

“People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I...”

“Those who can imagine anything can create the impossible”

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove...”

“There is no way around hard work, embrace it”