George Carlin Quotes
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What’s that, a bonus?""Religion is like a pair of shoes... Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.""Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.""There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls""By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth""Electric toothbrushes are good too, only I prefer them up my ass so I can listen to rock and roll while I ride my bicycle""I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately""Some people see things that are and ask, why. Some people dream of things that never were and ask, why not. Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that""Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist""Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups""The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept""If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little""I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it""Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity""Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town""The planet is fine. The people are screwed""Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"
