“Electric toothbrushes are good too, only I prefer them up my ass so I can listen to rock and roll while I ride my bicycle”

“Mistakes are inevitable, but it's how we respond to them that defines our character.”

“Love is not blind. It simply enables one to see things others fail to see.”

“Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none ...”

“When life puts you in touchy situations, don’t say “Why Me?” Just say “Try Me.””

“I think sometimes in life, the biggest challenges end up being the best things that happen...”

“Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble”

“In my mind, I’ve always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y’all just didn’t know yet.”

“Neurosis is the result of a conflict between the ego and its id.”

“Focusing on one thing and doing it really, really well can get you very far”

“The future depends on what we do in the present.”

“The beginning is perhaps more difficult than anything else, but keep heart, it will turn o...”

“When you walk up to opportunities door, don’t knock it… Kick that b*tch in, smile and ...”