Absurdity Quotes

"I lost my hat while gazing at the moon, and then I lost my mind." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable." "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" "Nothing is so absurd that it has not been said by one philosopher or another." "For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen." "I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." "People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own souls" "Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble"