Absurdity Quotes

"I lost my hat while gazing at the moon, and then I lost my mind." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable." "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity" "Nothing is so absurd that it has not been said by one philosopher or another." "For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen." "I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance." "People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own souls" "Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble" "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." "Life is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing" "The absurd is the fundamental idea and the first truth." "There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke" "No matter how absurd it may appear" "It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion" "Secretly, we’re all a little more absurd than we make ourselves out to be" "I am aware that life is absurd. It’s just a contest between people enjoying their various symptoms." "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." "I am drawn to films that recognize their own absurdity and find a way to embrace it."