Aging Quotes

"Getting old is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get." "With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 70." "I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It’s a mean thing, life." "I think retirement's for old people" "The intellect is born young and grows old. That is the tragedy of life." "When you think about the things that you will regret when you’re 80, they’re almost always the things that you did not do. They’re acts of omission. Very rarely are you going to regret something that you did that failed and didn’t work or whatever." "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been." "I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point." "Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young." "Old age is just a record of one’s whole life." "You are as old as you think you are." "Youth has no age." "The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face."