Cynicism Quotes

"I have found little that is 'good' about human beings on the whole." "In the end we shall have had enough of cynicism, skepticism and humbug, and we shall want to live more musically." "A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." "If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty" "Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you" "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." "Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all" "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" "I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea." "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job" "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that"