Cynicism Quotes

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house" "The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog" "Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation." "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." "No good deed goes unpunished." "I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them" "I trust no one, not even myself. " "Gratitude is an illness suffered by dogs. " "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" "I have found little that is 'good' about human beings on the whole." "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job" "I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea." "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" "Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all" "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." "Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you" "If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty" "A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing."