Cynicism Quotes

"I have found little that is 'good' about human beings on the whole." "In the end we shall have had enough of cynicism, skepticism and humbug, and we shall want to live more musically." "A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing." "If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty" "Life is short and the world is at least half terrible, and for every kind stranger, there is one who would break you" "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." "Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all" "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" "I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea." "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job" "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" "Gratitude is an illness suffered by dogs. " "I trust no one, not even myself. " "No good deed goes unpunished." "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it" "Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation." "The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog" "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house"