Cynicism Quotes

"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak." "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack." "Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it." "True love will triumph in the end which may or may not be true" "The more I see of men, the better I like my dog" "You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him bananas after death in monkey heaven" "Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem" "Perhaps I am old and tired, but I always think that the chances of finding out what really goes on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to follow the instructions of the professionals across generations and the world and plot to do a little harm as possible." "I have never known anyone worth a damn who wasn't irrevocably cynical." "Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider. That's scary." "If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention" "Sometimes the funniest thing to say is mean."