Skepticism Quotes

"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder" "Listening to uninformed people is worse than having no answers at all" "Religious doctrines are all illusions, they do not admit of proof, and no one can be compelled to consider them as true or to believe in them." "You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer." "In the end we shall have had enough of cynicism, skepticism and humbug, and we shall want to live more musically." "It is very nearly impossible to become an educated person in a country so distrustful of the independent mind" "Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you" "To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition" "I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows." "She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist." "I distrust those who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires" "The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." "I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government." "Doubt is an uncomfortable condition, but certainty is a ridiculous one." "I would rather have questions that can't be answered than answers that can't be questioned" "Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts" "Never trust the words that you read; always trust the reality behind them" "Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing."