“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
— Erma Bombeck
Simplified Meaning:
The person is saying that over many years, they have lost a lot of weight many times but they keep gaining it back, so it feels like they should be small and light like a piece of jewelry.
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