Jokes Quotes

"If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later." "Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all." "There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend." "Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep." "You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes."