Jokes Quotes

"If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later." "Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all." "There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend." "Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep." "You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes." "Never have more children than you have car windows." "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." "A lot of truth is said in jest" "Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections." "If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?" "You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out'" "I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them"