Television Quotes

"There's 206 bones in the human body, 207 when I'm watching gossip girl." "The key to sitcom success is miserable people." "People forget about books. They're always just turning on the television, but reading a good book is the most nourishing thing you can do." "Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television." "In Beverly Hills they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows." "Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV." "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." "I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book." "I drink and I know things"