"یک آینه را شکستم و هفت سال بدشانسی آوردم اما وکیلم فکر می‌کند که می‌تواند پنج سال برایم بگیرد"

Simplified Meaning:

When someone breaks a mirror, there's an old superstition that says they will have seven years of bad luck. This quote is making a joke out of that belief. Imagine breaking a mirror and being really worried about the bad luck, just like you would if you got into legal trouble. But instead of an actual lawyer helping you out of the bad luck, it's just a funny way of saying that maybe the bad luck won't last as long as you think. It's like saying you can find ways to avoid or lessen the bad things that happen in life. For example, if someone loses their job, they might feel really unlucky and think they're going to have a hard time for a long while. But then a friend helps them find a new job sooner than they expected. It shows that even when things look bad, there's always hope and it's possible to get through tough situations faster or easier than you initially believe. So, if life throws problems your way, remember that things might not be as bad as they seem, and there’s usually a way to improve the situation with the right help or perspective.