Humor Quotes

"Everyone is entitled to my opinion" "I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" "Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit." "A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief" "For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen." "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." "I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal" "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." "This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays." "I drink and I know things" "There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous." "Here are some additional famous quotes by Adam Sandler:" "I think I would be a good dad. Especially if my kid was a smart-aleck. Because that kid would be my hero." "Inappropriate humor belongs in the home, behind closed doors." "I swear, I'm the least funny person on the planet… mgaaaah!!" "There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them." "To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." "I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it" "More additional quotes by Louis C.K. in English are:" "You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die from asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."