Humor Quotes

"I can resist everything except temptation" "He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of" "It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean" "Here are additional quotes by Kevin Hart:" "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know." "I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions — the curtain was up." "I must confess, I was born at a very early age." "They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." "It’s better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week." "My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain." "Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'." "I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician." "Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep." "Of course. Here are some additional famous quotes by Louis C.K. in English:" "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe." "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about."