"ذهبت إلى مكتبة وسألت البائعة "أين قسم المساعدة الذاتية؟" فقالت إذا أخبرتك، فذلك يهزم الغرض."
— George Carlin
Simplified Meaning:
The salesperson said that if she showed him the self-help books, he wouldn't be helping himself.
The salesperson said that if she showed him the self-help books, he wouldn't be helping himself.