Irony Quotes

"It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs." "There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them." "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." "Classic: a book which people praise and don't read." "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." "Life is wasted on the living." "To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." "Making itself intelligible is suicide for philosophy." "He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career." "I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." "If you were going to shoot a mime would you use a silencer" "Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect" "Is an intelligent human being likely to be much more than a large-scale manufacturer of misunderstanding?" "The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired" "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." "What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes." "The irony is that while God doesn’t need us but still wants us, we desperately need God but don’t really want Him most of the time" "The grass is always greener over the septic tank." "There are more old drunks than there are old doctors so I guess we’d better have another round" "Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them"