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Irony Quotes

"Nobody dies a virgin... Life fucks us all"
Kurt Cobain
"Those are my principles and if you don't like them well I have others"
Groucho Marx
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"
Groucho Marx
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
Mae West
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
Mae West
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
Elbert Hubbard
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens"
Woody Allen
"We hurt people that love us, love people that hurt us"
Kendrick Lamar
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't fly"
Douglas Adams
"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"
Dolly Parton
"Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny."
Stephen Hawking
"Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway"
Warren Buffett
"Common sense is not so common"
Voltaire
"I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world."
Steven Wright
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it."
Steven Wright
"Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down"
Paul Newman
"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde
"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."
Oscar Wilde
"Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all."
Muhammad Ali
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
Voltaire