Irony Quotes

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." "Life is wasted on the living." "The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired" "Is an intelligent human being likely to be much more than a large-scale manufacturer of misunderstanding?" "Curiosity killed the cat but for a while I was a suspect" "If you were going to shoot a mime would you use a silencer" "I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." "I'd hate to die twice It's so boring" "He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career." "Making itself intelligible is suicide for philosophy." "To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem." "She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." "A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." "Classic: a book which people praise and don't read." "Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please." "There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them." "It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs." "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" "It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." "Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony"