Sarcasm Quotes

"I believe in Communism. Rom-communism, that is. If Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan can go through some heartfelt struggles and still end up happy, then so can we." "There’s certain players that I’ve made cry. If I can make you cry by being sarcastic, then I really don’t want to play with you in the playoffs." "I would only call someone an idiot if people were mistakenly under the impression that the person was smart." "I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together." "You hit like a vegetarian" "I am really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys are like." "Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway" "If that's a joke, I love it. If not, can't wait to unpack that with you later." "I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blond" "Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion" "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" "I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception" "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it" "A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use." "You know why birds fly upside down over here? Because there ain't nothing worth crapping on." "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"