Comedy Quotes

"A hard man is good to find." "The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it." "I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes" "A joke is a very serious thing" "There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt." "Fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like... sixteen walls." "You can't just take something, put it in a different context and expect it to be funny" "I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one " "Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped." "Oh, hello, I know right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?" "I am drawn to films that recognize their own absurdity and find a way to embrace it." "I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey." "I love playing interesting people, not just characters who say funny things" "No matter how much I try to be just a normal guy, I can't help but put a joke in there every now and then" "I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them" "Sometimes the funniest thing to say is mean." "When you’re writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can’t just be out of the air" "Humor can be dissected as a frog can but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind"