Humor Quotes

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." "Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about." "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe." "Of course. Here are some additional famous quotes by Louis C.K. in English:" "Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep." "I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician." "Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'." "My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain." "It’s better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week." "They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." "I must confess, I was born at a very early age." "I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions — the curtain was up." "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know." "I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception." "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" "Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV." "There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." "I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."