Irony Quotes

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." "In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." "Many go out for wool and come home shorn themselves." "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." "Many a true word is spoken in jest " "It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness" "The worst thing about being wise is that you are perpetually being asked why you aren’t rich." "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." "Be careful about reading health books. You may die" "A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong" "I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them" "Sometimes the funniest thing to say is mean." "There is nothing more boring than the truth." "The haft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction." "If we were not stupid, we would never fall in love" "It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this." "Old age is life’s parody"